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Madam, Na Me Wrap All These Gifts? I No Be Christmas Machine!

Madam, Na Me Wrap All These Gifts? I No Be Christmas Machine!

Regular price $50.00 USD
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This Christmas, the real MVP is the Sexy Elf Housegirl, and she’s not your Christmas machine! Introducing the "Madam, Na Me Wrap All These Gifts? I No Be Christmas Machine!" sweatshirt, the perfect combination of Naija humor, holiday hustle, and a whole lot of attitude. Whether you’re the one handling all the holiday prep or just making sure everyone knows who’s really doing the work, this sweatshirt says it all with a cheeky twist.

Made from a super soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this unisex heavy blend crewneck will keep you cozy and comfortable, even if you’ve been wrapping gifts all day! The ribbed knit collar keeps it looking sharp, and the no itchy side seams ensure all-day comfort—because even the housegirl needs to feel good while running things. Whether you're lounging after a long day of wrapping presents or making a statement at the Christmas party, this sweatshirt is your go-to for bringing the laughs and showing who’s in charge.

For anyone who knows the real struggle of holiday prep, this Naija-inspired design delivers the perfect mix of festive sass and relatable humor. Tell madam what’s up—Christmas machine? Na lie!

Product Highlights:

  • Made from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd²), giving you warmth and comfort through the holiday season.
  • Classic fit and crewneck style ensure a sharp, comfortable look for any event, from family gatherings to cozy nights at home.
  • Ribbed knit collar keeps its shape after washing, so you stay fresh and festive all season long.
  • No itchy seams—just soft, smooth fabric that makes it easy to focus on the vibe, not the discomfort.
  • Made using 100% US-grown cotton and sustainable dyes, so you can slay your look while caring for the planet.

Ready to keep it real this holiday season? Get the "Madam, Na Me Wrap All These Gifts? I No Be Christmas Machine!" sweatshirt and let the world know who’s really doing all the Christmas work. Naija humor never looked this good—grab yours now!

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